Posted 6 hours ago

Off to bed.

Statyc smells.

That is all.

Posted 6 hours ago

The Avengers. I have yet to see it. I feel like the only person who hasn’t. And yet I feel like I know everything about it. All the funny lines and everything. And it almost makes me not want to watch it. What pisses me off is that I cannot escape it. I tried blacklisting almost every Avenger and actor playing them but the fucking gifs and posts elude it. 

Please go away so my want to watch you will remain.

Please?

Posted 6 hours ago
Posted 6 hours ago
When I say “I love you,” its not because I want you or because I can’t have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, and how you try. I’ve seen your kindness and your strength. I’ve seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what and who you are.
Joss Whedon (via wordsandlyrics)
Posted 6 hours ago

Eddie Izzard [Stripped] | Terms & Conditions

(Source: shotgunanderson)

Posted 6 hours ago

insulinjunkie:

largerthanlifeus:

consultingskeletontribute:

somesortof-death-frisbee:

imyouraziraphale:

One

two

three

four

I declare

a time war. 

 #five #six #seven #eight #daleks scream #EXTER-MIN-ATE

Nine, Ten, Eleven, Twelve. The Doctor died, and Silence Fell

Twelve, Eleven, Ten, Nine.  Here he goes, back in time.

oh my god chelsea, this makes me so happy

Posted 7 hours ago
Posted 1 day ago

Every. Fucking. Time.

  1. Jenn: Watch this movie.
  2. Me: Do I have to?
  3. Jenn: Yes.
  4. Me: Is it gonna be stupid?
  5. Jenn: No.
  6. Me: It's gonna be stupid.
  7. Jenn: Just watch the movie.
  8. Me: *watches the movie*
  9. Me: HOLY SHIT, WHAT IS THIS PERFECTION?
  10. Jenn:
  11. Me:
  12. Jenn:
  13. Me: Thank you.
Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

pizzaforpresident:

pizzaforpresident:

whatever happened to drake bell? 

nevermind

Posted 1 day ago

Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line cast member:

icantfeelmyarms:

edfreemaybe:

Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50

The points mattered to someone

Posted 1 day ago

cadelicious:

Dear Teacher: 

Give me an hour

A prompt about my OTP

And a computer

Then you’ll see how fucking talented I am

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

neighborhood-hooligan:

brendonross:

The beginning of I Write Sins Not Tragedies slowed down and layered over The Ballad of Mona Lisa

(Source: magdajane)

Posted 2 days ago