*rubs eyes*
*remembers i’m wearing eye makeup*
*scREAMS*
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Sonic Me, Doctor
Welcome to my TARDIS. Tea’s in the library. Just don’t fall in the pool. Or the time vortex. I'm Cyndi. 20 years old, born on April 9, and I'm located in California. My online friends mostly know me as Missile. Pikey is my otp.
Also, I feel I must warn you that I occasionally reblog blood.
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That awkward moment when there’s a gay couple in the bible and nobody talks about it.
we were taught about how David and Jonathan were ~best bros~
when this was
obviously
not the case
#that time there was a gay couple in the bible and nobody talked about it ever
JOHNDAVE IS CANON I’M FUCKING LAUGHING SO HARD
wait what.
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I love the fact we’ve been complaining about Tumblr changes, but then they give us something that actually moves
and we’re like
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First of all, share ten facts about yourself, then send this to your top ten favorite followers! (if it please you)
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Okaaaaay…
1. I lie. For example: I will actually send this to people.
2. My hair currently matches Gerard’s.
3. I wanna move to Wales.
4. My thumbs don’t match.
5. I have green paint on my toe.
6. I’m a bit of a klepto, but I always give it back as soon as they notice it’s gone.
7. I can barely see what I’m typing.
8. I hate Father’s Day so much that it makes me want to set someone on fire.
9. fuck this
10. I can no longer think
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YouTube needs a Freaks and Geeks. We don’t need fancy, big budget, high drama. We need realistic, approachable, hilarious, and occasionally ridiculous.
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tokyoghettopuppy:
コツメカワウソのお手伝い [video]
Oh my god](http://25.media.tumblr.com/011b6419f16a964cf83e3cc687b5ff3d/tumblr_mofvdlbLR71qbyxr0o1_400.gif)
Me with romantic interest:
Hi, how've you been lately? How's that project you're working on? Yeah? I'd love to see sometime, dude! How's the family? Good, good. Well, I'll talk to you later! Yeah we definitely need to hang out more often. Hopefully see you soon! :)
Me with platonic friend:
YOU GORGEOUS CREATURE HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE LAST I SAW YOU? HOW I'VE MISSED YOUR LUCID DIAMOND EYES, UGH I JUST WANT TO KISS YOU AND MAKE SWEET, SWEET LOVE UNDER THE MOONLIGHT. WHY ARE YOU SO PERFECTLY SCULPTED, ARE YOU AN ANGEL MADE OF MARBLE LET'S GET MARRIED.
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isn’t it weird how we adore all the small things celebrities probably hate about theirselves like that one scar on their face they got when they slipped that one time or that one piece of hair that just won’t seem to stay or how their tummy isn’t completely flat when they sit down yet we can’t do the same for ourselves
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